Now that I have your attention (lol) I intend to keep it. After the year we’ve all had, laughter has proven to be one of the best stress relievers. So, here are a few of the best dirty jokes that can be repeated on social media:
“I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time,” a husband to says his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, “Your penis is bigger than your brother’s.”
An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, sat down and spread her legs. The dentist said “I think you have the wrong room.” The old woman said “You put in my husband’s teeth last week.” “Now you have to remove them.”
What is the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck.
Although baby boomers are all adults and we all know how sex works, if this blog has offended anyone, I apologize. Joking about sex is easy because sex is universal and most people can relate. Also, you can tell a lot about a person by their sense of humor. Some people use negative humor styles, i.e. sarcasm and/or ridicule, to make themselves feel better, not to make others feel better. But, most people with a positive sense of humor like to laugh a lot themselves and want to make others laugh too. These people also tend to have healthier and less stressful lifestyles. https://www.businessinsider.com/a-sense-of-humor-could-mean-youre-healthier-happier-and-smarter-2017-10
No matter what kind of joke, laughter really is the best medicine. It stimulates your heart, lungs, and muscles, soothes tensions and even improves your immune system. https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/stress-management/in-depth/stress-relief/art-20044456
So go ahead, tell a joke, and relax!
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